Humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together!

It seems like the creationists were correct after all, humans and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. The photographic evidence is indisputable. Conveniently Sadly, we can't actually examine the footprints, because of some sabotage by those sneaky evolutionists:

Two well known evolutionists were present and at least one was conspicuously disturbed by this presentation. Both flew to Dallas the next morning and went immediately to the Paluxy River. It is reliably reported that they were in the river that afternoon with an "iron bar."

Were it not for that sabotage, the heresy known as evolution would no longer be contaminating our biology textbooks...