I've decided that the quotes from my web page (the frames version) will come from the bible at first. That book is a metaphorical goldmine.

Wait, did I mean to say that it was a literal goldmine? Nope, I didn't, since I'm not an idiot. A literal gold mine is something you find around Winnipeg. The priceless quotes in the bible are a metaphorical goldmine of crap, and literally nothing more.