Not a breast! Anything but a breast!

The right breast of Janet Jackson appeared for about half a second on TV during the halftime show at the superbowl. The FCC is hopping mad:

"That celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt," Powell said in a statement. "Our nation's children, parents and citizens deserve better."

The children! Won't somebody think of the children?

Its a good thing that Americans have their priorities straight. Degrading music videos and horrific television violence may be bad, but if a child sees a female breast, he will be scarred forever.