Janet Jackson Song


Normally I'm not very interested in what other people try to pass off as humour but... To the tune of "Be my guest" from rec.humor.funny

Show your breast! Show your breast!
Have your sidekick bare your chest!
Then pretend it's a 'malfunction' and the whole thing was in jest!

Flash your boob on the tube!
Prove that Viacom's your rube!
Why, that nipple silver plating's gonna top the TiVo ratings!

I'll be blunt: What a stunt!
(least you didn't show your [*beep*].)
The FCC is pissed, you might have guessed.

You and Michael, I suppose
need to both keep on your clothes.
So stay dressed! So stay dressed! So stay dressed!